No need for strife in this illusory life

Yet here we are. (2023)

.: Material: 100% vinyl with 3M glue
.: Comes in 4 sizes
.: White or transparent

.: sticks to your soul (if N/A, don't fret, fits nicely in a void)

.: Livens neural networks in your pelvis

.: Dances in the night when unseen

.: Laughs with you, not at you

.: Mom’s love ‘em

.: Free of existential fear

.: Will not die, decay, or leave you unless you subconsciously will it to do so

.: Cries in seven languages

.: Tasteful + tasty (do not eat, they’re watching)

.: )